My ears are pregnant.
My would my ears be pregnant?
That’s just silly.
Ears don’t have wombs.
I don’t have ear sex, but when I do, I always use ear protection.
DON’T HAVE EAR SEX! You’ll get hearing aids!
Even if I get hearing aids from listening to this song I don’t care. The eargasm is worth it.
And now I’m pregnant.
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