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iarechou:

doitsudoitsu:

allieelly:

miserylolita:

abbygailigloo:

alumflexam:

electricdynamite:

My ears are pregnant.

 My would my ears be pregnant?

That’s just silly.

Ears don’t have wombs.

I don’t have ear sex, but when I do, I always use ear protection.

DON’T HAVE EAR SEX! You’ll get hearing aids!

Even if I get hearing aids from listening to this song I don’t care. The eargasm is worth it.

Hearing aids

^^^^

And now I’m pregnant.

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