you guys dont understand how stupidly hilarious puns are to me like i’ll just laugh and laugh at the dumbest ones
(via laxita2688)
A tomato. A tomato? The bastard had given Feliciano a soccer ball, and all he had for Lovino was a piece of fruit! After all these weeks, after everything… “A fucking tomato?”
(via lullabyemyuu)
america: 1
UK: 0
the queen
wow your queen has her panties in a bunch
probably because her tea was too salty
you know
AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr
(via imaginasian)
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B(
pluto bby come back
I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a lonesome and nerdy planetoid.
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oh my god poor Steve
HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918
Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face
(via yusufsfirmbutt)
Thanks for the follow!
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oh look kanaya’s helping sollux out what a nice friend
hey wait a second what that on his neck
kanaya dont tell me
kanaya his girlfriend just died and he was blinded dont do that to him
at least she put a bandaid on him afterwards
(via sanadachiinferno)
im that guy that laughs at their own jokes because fuck you at least i thought it was funny
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